i'm guessing your a lot like me and you spend your free time trying to improve your verbal skills so you will be more popular at parties. i found a very useful site that gives you finely crafted sentences that will be sure to make you the center of attention at any gathering. Just spin a few of these out and watch everyone in ear shot drop there jaws in interest and admiration.
And remember, the oily Hugger covers you with computer chips with happy squatty midgets and nasty forks. Laters, g